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|02-03-2008, 04:49 AM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Experience: 10+ years
The tourist and the Bull Fight....
A tourist touring Spain stopped at
a local restaurant following a day of
sightseeing. While sipping his sangria,
he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the
next table. Not only did it look
good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
The tourist, though momentarily daunted, said,
"What the , I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you
come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to
save you this delicacy!"
The next morning, the tourist returned, placed
his order, and then that evening he was served
the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents
of his platter, he called to the waiter and said...
"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
"Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
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|02-03-2008, 07:45 AM||#2|
Join Date: May 2005
Feedback Rating: (5)
Experience: 10+ years
05 Harley Road King
I love watching bullfighters getting gored by the bull. I'm probably one of the biggest haters of PETA but I find bullfighting retarded.