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Old 02-02-2008, 09:38 PM   #1
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You will enter this thread and read this story.

This is a story posted by my friend, Jerry. I hope he doesn't find out that I stole his thunder.

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So for my new yob I had to get a physical.

So I do my thing. I pee in a cup, read the eye chart, I bend down and touch the floor, blah blah blah.

Then the doctor tells me the phrase every man despises while in the exam room.

"Drop your pants and undies for the hernia check."

Little does this unsuspecting doctor know I have been working on a throbbing erection for the entire exam.

I drop my pants and there it is in all it's bonerific glory. My standing at full attention.

The doctor turns around, sees it, and hesitates to come near me. Now I have one of my famous big stupid grins on my face.

This poor man is now touching my junk that's been hand crafted by himself.

"Just trying to make it easier for ya Doc!" I say.

"Please don't talk Mr. Stratton. Turn your head and cough."

The next 5 minutes in that room were the most uncomfortable of this 50 year old's life. And the most glorious of mine. He refuses to make eye contact and will no longer touch me. I extend my hand for the "I'm glad I could make this an awkward experience for you" hand shake. He says have a good day and immediately leaves.

Doctor old guy I salute you. Not just for putting up with me but for doing your duty as a physician by cupping the boys and telling me to cough.
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:55 PM   #3
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Old 02-02-2008, 09:55 PM   #4
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there are at least a couple of things wrong with this story!
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what's that? you got a from reading it?
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Old 02-03-2008, 01:52 AM   #8
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