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Old 01-23-2008, 07:04 PM   #1
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> A woman meets a man in a bar.
> They talk; they connect; they end
> Up leaving together.
>
> They get back to his place,
> And as he shows her around his
> Apartment.
> She notices that one wall of his
> Bedroom is
> Completely filled with soft, sweet,
> Cuddly teddy bears.
> There are three shelves in the
> Bedroom,
> With hundreds and hundreds of cute,
> Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
> In rows, covering the entire wall!
> It was obvious that he had taken
> Quite some time to lovingly arrange them
> And she was immediately touched
> By the amount of thought he had
> Put into organizing the display.
>
> There were small bears all along
> The bottom shelf,
> Medium-sized bears covering the
> Length of the middle shelf,
> And huge, enormous bears running
> All the way along the top shelf.
>
> She found it strange for an
> Obviously masculine guy
> To have such a large collection of
> Teddy Bears,
> She is quite impressed by his
> Sensitive side.
> But doesn't mention this to him.
>
> They share a bottle of wine and
> Continue talking and,
> After awhile, she finds herself
> Thinking, "Oh my ! Maybe, this guy
> Could be the one!
> Maybe he could be the future
> Father of my children?"
> She turns to him and kisses him
> Lightly on the lips
> He responds warmly.
> They continue to kiss, the passion
> Builds,
> And he romantically lifts her in
> His arms and carries her into his bedroom
> Where they rip off each other's
> Clothes and make hot, steamy love.
> She is so overwhelmed that she
> Responds with more passion,
> More creativity, more heat than she
> Has ever known.
> After an intense, explosive night
> Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
> They are lying there together in
> The afterglow.
> The woman rolls over, gently
> Strokes his chest and asks coyly,
> "Well, how was it?"
> The guy gently smiles at her,
> Strokes her cheek,
> Looks deeply into her eyes,
> And says:
>
>
> "Help yourself to any prize
> From the middle shelf"
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:05 PM   #2
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> A woman meets a man in a bar.
> They talk; they connect; they end
> Up leaving together.
>
> They get back to his place,
> And as he shows her around his
> Apartment.
> She notices that one wall of his
> Bedroom is
> Completely filled with soft, sweet,
> Cuddly teddy bears.
> There are three shelves in the
> Bedroom,
> With hundreds and hundreds of cute,
> Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
> In rows, covering the entire wall!
> It was obvious that he had taken
> Quite some time to lovingly arrange them
> And she was immediately touched
> By the amount of thought he had
> Put into organizing the display.
>
> There were small bears all along
> The bottom shelf,
> Medium-sized bears covering the
> Length of the middle shelf,
> And huge, enormous bears running
> All the way along the top shelf.
>
> She found it strange for an
> Obviously masculine guy
> To have such a large collection of
> Teddy Bears,
> She is quite impressed by his
> Sensitive side.
> But doesn't mention this to him.
>
> They share a bottle of wine and
> Continue talking and,
> After awhile, she finds herself
> Thinking, "Oh my ! Maybe, this guy
> Could be the one!
> Maybe he could be the future
> Father of my children?"
> She turns to him and kisses him
> Lightly on the lips
> He responds warmly.
> They continue to kiss, the passion
> Builds,
> And he romantically lifts her in
> His arms and carries her into his bedroom
> Where they rip off each other's
> Clothes and make hot, steamy love.
> She is so overwhelmed that she
> Responds with more passion,
> More creativity, more heat than she
> Has ever known.
> After an intense, explosive night
> Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
> They are lying there together in
> The afterglow.
> The woman rolls over, gently
> Strokes his chest and asks coyly,
> "Well, how was it?"
> The guy gently smiles at her,
> Strokes her cheek,
> Looks deeply into her eyes,
> And says:
>
>
> "Help yourself to any prize
> From the middle shelf"
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