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Old 01-22-2008, 09:39 PM   #1
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:40 PM   #2
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:41 PM   #3
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I would say you have inguinal hernia then
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:41 PM   #4
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the thai ones or the american ones?
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Next time tell the old lady to finish the job

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Old 01-22-2008, 09:43 PM   #6
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another crash?
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:47 PM   #8
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Next time tell the old lady to finish the job

she's good to me. she wouldnt do that.


they are just naturally Gigantic.


oh ya, and my resembles a toddlers arm holding an apple.
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she's good to me. she wouldnt do that.


they are just naturally Gigantic.


oh ya, and my resembles a toddlers arm holding an apple.
thats not healthy
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Old 01-22-2008, 09:53 PM   #10
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no... but it comes in handy... i swing it around and start hitting people with it when i get into crowded spaces
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Hmmm, sounds like wishful thinking.
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Yeah... might want to get that checked out.
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it looks like the chick in the red chaps is trying to you in the back of the helmet...



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:oh ya, and my resembles a toddlers arm holding an apple.
Read the instructions on the label next time; ur not suppose to eat the whole bottle of in one sitting.
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Might check with a doctor, think that's a sign of the clap.
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swollen nuts huh? maybe a tumor, get a prostate exam asap
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Clayton, that thread header backfired sooo quickly......
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Boudreaux had 2 sisters coming over to his house one night.
Now Boudreaux never had any problems pleasing the ladies, but what with 2 nubile young girls coming over, he thought he might need some help.

Boudreaux went to his Dr. and asked for some .
The Dr. said, "Why Boudreaux, you a young man, you don't need no !"

Boudreaux agreed, but told the Dr. about the 2 sisters coming over that night.
The Dr. feeling sympathy for Boudreaux, gave him a bottle of .

Boudreaux got home and read the pills directions; "Take 1 pill at least 30 minutes before sexual activity."
Boudreaux thought on that a bit and than called the Dr.

"Hey Doc, seein' as how there's 2 of them coming over, can I take 2 pills?"

The Dr., against his better judgment told Boudreaux he could, BUT only 2.


Night passed, and the next morning the Dr. wondered how Boudreaux made out.
He didn't have to wonder long, as shortly after he got in the office the phone rang.

It was Boudreaux on the other end.
"Hey Doc, what you got that's stronger than Ben Gay?" he asked.

"Why Boudreaux, you can't put Ben Gay down there!" the Dr. exclaimed.

"No doc, you don't understand" Boudreaux replied,
"I took 2 of them pills last night but them girls didn't show up, I don't need it for down there, I need it for my arms, they're sore!"
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