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|01-22-2008, 02:47 PM||#1|
Join Date: Nov 2007
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Putting your foot in it.............
A man is in a queue at Walmart and sees this busty blonde staring at him,
he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "F**king are you the bird I sh#gged on my stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate licked my n#ts?"
"No" she replies "I'm your son's Maths teacher!"
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|01-22-2008, 02:57 PM||#3|
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Repost.. actually 3 or 4 post. Sorry.
|01-22-2008, 03:00 PM||#4|
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