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Old 01-22-2008, 02:47 PM   #1
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Talking Putting your foot in it.............

A man is in a queue at Walmart and sees this busty blonde staring at him,
he can't believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.

"Excuse me do I know you?" he asks.
"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.

The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infidelity and says "F**king are you the bird I sh#gged on my stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate licked my n#ts?"
"No" she replies "I'm your son's Maths teacher!"

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