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Old 01-22-2008, 01:15 AM   #1
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How not to get your scrot-sac torn...

...First, don't get caught in bed by your girlfriend's husband

But seriously...

This guy today comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with some dude. So hubby yanks 'ol dude from the bed BY THE BALL SACK! This causes tearage of the sack, which causes a great deal of pain...

Then hubby starts beatin' dude's , then dude runs out the house and to the hospital...

We were all laughin' our of, thought y'all might get a kick out of it (can't post the pics, too graphic).
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Old 01-22-2008, 01:16 AM   #2
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nice. i'd just laugh and start throwing the whores stuff outa the house. its not the guys fault the other guys wife is a ....

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Old 01-22-2008, 01:18 AM   #4
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I'm sure the husband had " A ball " doing it... actually 2... lol
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yup...

and I would post the pics, but like I said, they are too graphic!
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haha Todd send them into that nasty website..... I forgot what its called
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Dayum! haha.. I never understood the beating of the other guy unless you knew him. THe girl deserves the beating!
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haha Todd send them into that nasty website..... I forgot what its called
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Dayum! haha.. I never understood the beating of the other guy unless you knew him. THe girl deserves the beating!
Hubby DID know the guy...
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Dayum! haha.. I never understood the beating of the other guy unless you knew him. THe girl deserves the beating!
Both deserve it!
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lol classic
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nice. i'd just laugh and start throwing the whores stuff outa the house. its not the guys fault the other guys wife is a ....

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I'm sure the husband had " A ball " doing it... actually 2... lol
Can't blame the husband for going "nuts".
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So the husband went "ball-istic"?
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yep, he went "-out".
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hahahah, nice. except i would've beat the wife's as well
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very funny..lol... ball sacks!!1
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And let me guess... Hubby got arrested, right? So husband is in jail, cheating dude is in hospital, and the remains at home with nothing happening to her. That is ****ed up.
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