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Old 01-18-2008, 09:48 AM   #21
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A plane crashes on the Arizona/Texas border. Where do they bury the survivors?

You are in a house with 4 walls - each wall has 1 window - All the windows face south. A bear walks by a window. What color is the bear?
You don't bury survivors...unless your a sick, twisted puppy... then in dahlmers backyard.


Bear colored...and who cares, fire your builder your windows are farked.
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Old 01-18-2008, 09:52 AM   #22
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1 - you...
Isnt this supposed to say

On my way to St. Ives I met a man with 7 wives.
7 wives had 7 sacks, 7 sacks had 7 cats, 7 cats had 7 kits
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So....

A cowboy rides in town on friday.
Stays 3 days.
Leaves on Friday.
How did he do it?
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:07 AM   #23
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A plane crashes on the Arizona/Texas border. Where do they bury the survivors?

You are in a house with 4 walls - each wall has 1 window - All the windows face south. A bear walks by a window. What color is the bear?

Bear is white, you're at the North Pole.
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Old 01-18-2008, 10:07 AM   #24
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A cowboy rides in town on friday.
Stays 3 days.
Leaves on Friday.
How did he do it?

Horse is named Friday.
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How about these?

A plane crashes on the Arizona/Texas border. Where do they bury the survivors?

You are in a house with 4 walls - each wall has 1 window - All the windows face south. A bear walks by a window. What color is the bear?

planes cant carash on AZ/TX border because there isnt one
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your the pilot of a 747, you have 5 flight staff, 10 kids, 25 teenagers, and 18 adults on the plane, 1st stop the women get off and 14 skiiers get on with a total of 36 skiis with them. 2nd stop half the skiiers get off and 5 eldery people board the plane... how old is the pilot
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This is too easy, not worth even typing it. I think somebody already answered it anyway. I solve the puzzles that come in the back of science magazines for fun, when I saw this question reminded me of one very similar but that used atomic orbits instead.
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your the pilot of a 747, you have 5 flight staff, 10 kids, 25 teenagers, and 18 adults on the plane, 1st stop the women get off and 14 skiiers get on with a total of 36 skiis with them. 2nd stop half the skiiers get off and 5 eldery people board the plane... how old is the pilot
I'm 26
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