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Old 01-17-2008, 10:02 AM   #1
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Aussie Kiss
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

Back End of the Bat Mobile
The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. "I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile."

Beaver Leaver
or Decliner. A homosexual.

Beer Coat
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3in the morning.

Beer Compass
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

Bone of Contention
A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.

Breaking the Seal
Your 1st in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

Free the Tadpoles
Fornication

Going For a McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a McShit With Lies.

Greyhound
A very very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

Millennium Domes
The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but ...........

Mystery Bus
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

Mystery Taxi
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

NBR
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub. The opposite of a 10-Pinter.

Sperm Wail
A verbal outburst during the male .

10-Pinter
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.

2-Bagger
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have with. (1 to cover their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)

Titanic
A lady who goes down first time out.
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