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Old 01-15-2008, 03:22 PM   #61
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Old 01-15-2008, 03:41 PM   #62
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After a work out, Chuck Norris uses ICE Hot to rub his muscles. CLETUS uses liquid hot magma!!
i heard that Mr Spock tried his Vulcan Death Grip on Chuck Norris......and this was the reason the SS Enterprise was Searching for him!
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Old 01-15-2008, 04:01 PM   #66
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The age old question of the canundrum of what would happen when an unstopable force hit an unmovable object was finally answered when...

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Old 01-15-2008, 04:06 PM   #71
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oh and REPOST. there is already a LONG list of them in another thread
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. Then it is just covered in blood and tears.
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the bible used to be called chuck norris and friends
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have a size bigger than the Supersize. When ordering, just ask to be "Chucksized!"
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