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Old 01-15-2008, 03:39 AM   #21
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Old 01-15-2008, 03:49 AM   #22
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when chuck noris donates blood he declines a suringe and requests a gun and a bucket
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chuck norris only rides hondas cause kawasaki stole his name.....NINJA
No but really he has a ranch about 10 minutes from my house on 105.....its right before you get to hwy 6.....you cant miss it its freakin huge
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chuck norris only rides hondas cause kawasaki stole his name.....NINJA
No but really he has a ranch about 10 minutes from my house on 105.....its right before you get to hwy 6.....you cant miss it its freakin huge
Chuck Norris doesn't own a ranch... he.... meh cant think of anything witty.
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chuck norris doesnt own a ranch......all the farm animals follow him thinkin hes ......wait he really is
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chuck noris faught bruce lee. round house kicked him in half thus we got jackie chan and jet li
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Chuck Norris lost a game of chess to Malcom X............in retalitation he invented racism
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chuck noris faught bruce lee. round house kicked him in half thus we got jackie chan and jet li
that was funny, except that bruce lee was 5'-7 1/2. Jackie Chan 5'-10, and Jet Li is 5'-6 1/2
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The was That?"
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Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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