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Old 01-12-2008, 12:00 PM   #1
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Old 01-12-2008, 11:32 PM   #11
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Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a .

Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.

Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.

Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A Widow

Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.

Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken.

Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
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