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Old 01-09-2008, 09:15 AM   #1
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Sexist Quickies

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.

Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.
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Old 01-09-2008, 09:19 AM   #2
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Women complain about not being able to find an honest , sweet guy that is loving , cultured and a gentleman. They did, called him a pus** and said they want a real tough man. Thats because they like to be treated like **............. heard that one on comedy central..........lol....................i kid i kid ladies,
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Old 01-09-2008, 09:39 AM   #3
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what does it mean when a woman come out of the kitchen at you...

you've made her leash too long.




How do you change the battery in a womans watch?

you don't, there's a clock on the oven
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DaYum, what's up with all the woman bashing today?
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were kidding............ ladies are one of gods most beautiful creations.............................. dang, i sure am being a suckass today, lol
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were kidding............ ladies are one of gods most beautiful creations.............................. dang, i sure am being a suckass today, lol
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What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
Slap her and tell her to get back to work!

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
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Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The one guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a . You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."


A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an . the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



Why Beer Is Better Than Women


* You can enjoy a beer all month long.
* Beer stains wash out.
* You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
* Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.
* If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.
* Beer is never late.
* A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
* A hangover will go away.
* Beer labels come off without a fight.
* When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
* A beer never has a headache.
* A beer will never nag you.
* A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
* If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.
* A beer always goes down easy.
* You can share a beer with friends.
* You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.
* A beer is always wet.
* A beer doesn't demand equality.
* You can have a beer in public.
* A beer doesn't care what time you come home.
* A frigid beer is a good beer.
* You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.
* If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.


I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"


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Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

A: A women who won't do what she's told.
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:43 PM   #17
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