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Old 01-06-2008, 05:19 AM   #1
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Talking Love, , Marriage

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
- When your tongues meet in a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love.
- When intercourse is called "."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.


LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
- When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.


LOVE - When you share everything you own.
- When who gives a f#ck what you own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.


LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When ... uh ... what's a climax????

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
- When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When she phones you at work to tell you she's bored!!

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
- When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
- When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all round.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
- When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see the other.
- When your groin twitches every time you see the other.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see the other.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
- When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you watch TV.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
- When you're only interested in doing things to your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your Fry's catalogue.

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haha! THAT one hit home!
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+1 there seems less strings you have to cut !!!
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Old 01-06-2008, 12:08 PM   #9
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Just for the record as much as I enjoy joking about,
Iíve been with my partner for nearly 14 years and getting married and having kids was the best thing that ever happened to her, sorry me ha ha
And no, I havenít just been busted lol
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Just for the record as much as I enjoy joking about,
Iíve been with my partner for nearly 14 years and getting married and having kids was the best thing that ever happened to her, sorry me ha ha
And no, I havenít just been busted lol
Wait a minute..........That's just your side with her looking over your sholder while you write !!

Get back to us when she isn't around !!
j/j congrats on making it work !!
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Just for the record as much as I enjoy joking about,
Iíve been with my partner for nearly 14 years and getting married and having kids was the best thing that ever happened to her, sorry me ha ha
And no, I havenít just been busted lol
Ew. I just threw up.
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You have to read it all ......................He said partner !! you know what we were thinking :nono:
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