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Old 01-05-2008, 08:52 PM   #21
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what? not fat? thanks!

im like 5'10-11 ish and 215lbs....lol

dude... I am 6' 215lbs.
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I have a 10 inch scar across my lower belly from when they removed abdominal muscle to repair my arm. It caused a proper beer gut.


i have a 10" scar from my lower belly all the way to my belly button... cuz i farted too hard and my pants legs were way too tight...
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dude... I am 6' 215lbs.
i am 5'5" and 175...
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i have a 10" scar from my lower belly all the way to my belly button... cuz i farted too hard and my pants legs were way too tight...

thata's cause you cowboys wear your jeans too tight and the overly large belt buckle ruptured your belly button.
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i have a 10" scar from my lower belly all the way to my belly button... cuz i farted too hard and my pants legs were way too tight...

oh yeah!!!! I am missing part of my elbow!!! lol
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thata's cause you cowboys wear your jeans too tight and the overly large belt buckle ruptured your belly button.
yeah it did... but i sure felt better after that tequilla and bean burrito fart.. man that one was bad....
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oh yeah!!!! I am missing part of my elbow!!! lol
well i am missing two toes on my right. foot.. and all my nose is plastic.. well my cheek bone is...
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if you like that i posted a half naked girl from tour in the booby thread.
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I HAVE A 14" IMPLANT AND I DRIVE A PORSHA BOXTER

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YES AND THE GIRLS ON THE BUS! OR BUSA
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I'm 5' and 118. My a$$ is huge... maybe that's why I like the bigger boys...
you one of the sisters... which one are you.. Bertha or Betty.????
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well i am missing two toes on my right. foot.. and all my nose is plastic.. well my cheek bone is...
ok... you win... but wait... i have no gall bladder and i once paid too much for auto insurance
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PICS ,

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