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Old 09-01-2005, 12:49 PM   #1
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LITTLE JOHNNY AT IT AGAIN

Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their
house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the
baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned
anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he
would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little
Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the
crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank
you, Little Johnny."
Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands,
a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." "Can he see?" asked
Little Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the
Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little
Johnny, "cuz he'd be outta luck if he needed glasses."
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Old 09-01-2005, 01:00 PM   #2
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Old 09-01-2005, 01:06 PM   #3
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thats just straight up wrong but funny as
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Old 09-02-2005, 09:32 AM   #4
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY AT IT AGAIN

awesome... :laughing6:
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Old 09-02-2005, 09:37 AM   #5
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY AT IT AGAIN

el O elling my fargin off
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Old 09-02-2005, 09:37 AM   #6
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY AT IT AGAIN

i'm just waiting for someone to post a pic of a baby without ears
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Old 09-03-2005, 07:22 AM   #7
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY AT IT AGAIN

^^^^^

Again, you can get help man........Issues, issues, Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,
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hahaha!
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Old 09-03-2005, 10:39 AM   #9
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hahahahahaha. good one
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Old 09-03-2005, 11:31 PM   #10
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Good stuff. :laughing6:
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Old 09-07-2005, 08:19 PM   #11
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Re: LITTLE JOHNNY AT IT AGAIN

Quote:
Originally Posted by Godsuki
^^^^^

Again, you can get help man........Issues, issues, Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,Issues, issues,
i dont get it :dontknow:
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