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Old 09-01-2005, 11:02 AM   #1
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WOMEN ARE EVIL

WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub... She gestured
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"
she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no,"
he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she
said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm
afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can
do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping
a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell
him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels
in the ladies room."
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Old 09-01-2005, 11:28 AM   #2
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Re: WOMEN ARE EVIL

ohhh ! thats nasty..
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Old 09-01-2005, 12:39 PM   #3
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ah man that is some nast sht
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Old 09-01-2005, 01:04 PM   #4
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"Thats ultra nasty foo..."
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Old 09-02-2005, 09:31 AM   #5
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Re: WOMEN ARE EVIL

!! that was gross! :laughing6: :laughing6:
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Old 09-02-2005, 10:03 AM   #6
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They are very evil!
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Old 09-02-2005, 10:08 AM   #7
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Re: WOMEN ARE EVIL

thats HOT!!!

yummm. yummm.. salty hands!!!
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Old 09-02-2005, 05:38 PM   #8
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thats HOT!!!

yummm. yummm.. salty hands!!!
lmao :laughing6: :laughing6:

the joke aint no jok at all. i know women do stuff like that all the time.
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Old 09-02-2005, 06:19 PM   #9
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A woman told me that when she gets off at her old man she cleans the toilet with his toothbrush!
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:12 PM   #10
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A woman told me that when she gets off at her old man she cleans the toilet with his toothbrush!
She is not a dead woman?
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Old 09-02-2005, 08:59 PM   #11
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I just jerk off in their socks!
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^^^^
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Dude, you've got issues.......you can get help for that you know.
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Dude, you've got issues.......you can get help for that you know.
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LOL :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: thanks.. i try
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