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Old 12-27-2007, 09:19 AM   #1
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Talking OLDIE BUT GOODIE

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl, on her shiny new bike, stopped beside him. "Nice bike," said the
cop, "Did Santa bring it to you.? "Yep" said the little girl, "he sure
did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the little girl a $5 ticket
for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did
Santa bring it to you?" "Yes he sure did," chuckled the cop. The
little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the
goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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Old 12-27-2007, 09:21 AM   #2
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Old 12-27-2007, 09:22 AM   #3
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Old 12-27-2007, 09:29 AM   #4
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