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Old 12-24-2007, 01:53 PM   #41
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Plain and simple, "HAPPY PEOPLE/COUPLES DON'T CHEAT!"
So if you have a bad day/week you have an excuse to cheat. "No baby it's okay, we were having a bad week. So I did your friend."
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Old 12-24-2007, 02:11 PM   #42
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for him not to blow his cool and end up on the news i give in props

cause i can see how in a situation like that you just black out and whatever happens because of rage
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Old 12-24-2007, 02:28 PM   #43
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, poor guy. Merry freakin christmas, what a present.
It's better it happened sooner than later. The best revenge for what she did, is for him to live his life well, and take care of himself. Guarantee, someday (assuming he's a good man) she'll be back begging him to take her back and saying just how wrong she was. So many idiots that take their so's for granted, cheat on them and treat them like ....once the nice ride (no pun intended) is over, the cheater is usually left wondering why their alone.
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, poor guy. Merry freakin christmas, what a present.
It's better it happened sooner than later. The best revenge for what she did, is for him to live his life well, and take care of himself. Guarantee, someday (assuming he's a good man) she'll be back begging him to take her back and saying just how wrong she was. So many idiots that take their so's for granted, cheat on them and treat them like ....once the nice ride (no pun intended) is over, the cheater is usually left wondering why their alone.
never leave the one you love for the one you like, cause the one you like will leave you for the one they love
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Old 12-24-2007, 02:52 PM   #45
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Been there done that one style Always remember not to get pics out to anyone if you dont want them public

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Old 12-24-2007, 03:00 PM   #46
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Take lots of pictures.

Put both he and her outside naked with only his car keys.

Once they leave, call and cancel all of the credit cards.

Take all her stuff and put it out front in garbage bags, on the curb.

Go to the bank and withdraw all of the money (you can't close the account if it's a joint one, but you can take almost all of it out), DO NOT redeposit the money, if it's not in a bank anywhere, it can't be counted in the property settlement.

Stop at whatever's open and buy some replacement locks and go home install them.

Once home file a police report that she attacked you with a knife, that way if she does try to come back around, there's already an issue on file.

Mass e-mail pics of her indiscretion to her company from an anonymous e-mail acount, while you're at it, send copies to all of her family.

Hire a good attorney.
Remind me never to Patrick off.
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you're telling me you didn't figure this out from the moment you met him? When I bring my bike to his shop I pull up in ninja mode and run by throw the key in the shop and take off running.
I am not that bad!
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Old 12-24-2007, 03:13 PM   #49
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Patrick said take pics....which is what I would have done also.

So errr any pics?
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I am not that bad!
not gonna lie, I do the same thing!!!


One day, I was afraid to hand patrick the chain I brought in because I was afraid he was gonna strangle me with it!!!


j/k...

or am I?
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Old 12-24-2007, 03:22 PM   #51
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talk about chains... he punched me in the throat on both occasions when he had to replace it because of my lack to take maintain it. Threw handle bars at me when I wanted a lower more aggressive riding position for looks. he was like plz this isn't about looks... lol
He had to cut mine twice... then I had to just bring the bike up for him to fix it...


He was miliseconds from going Chuck Norris on me...
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^lol at you guys!^
Its all in good fun! You have to admit, you are a scary guy...


But we ALL appreciate everything you do!
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Guns don't kill people. Patrick kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Patrick allows to live.

Patrick does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Patrick is Pain.

There is no chin under Patricks Beard. There is only another fist.

Patrick has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2.Patrick 3. Cancer

Patrick drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Patrick doesn't go hunting.... PATRICK GOES KILLING
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You guys crack me up, but I'm no where near Chuck Norris!


I will however offer you guys a code I made for myself a long time years ago. It has served me well now for almost 46 years.

Most people you encounter in life will be other travelers that you will pass along the way. Extend a hand and help them if you can, and try to ease their passage.

View everyone you meet with kindness, respect, and an open mind, and treat them as they treat you in kind.

For the precious few that befriend you, honor them with your loyalty, honesty, generosity, and love.

For the mis-fortunate few that choose to make you an enemy, be ruthless and relentless in the pursuit of their destruction.

Do not yield until they are destroyed or are no longer your enemy.


Or, to paraphrase an old Marine saying;

"Be polite, be professional, but always have a plan to kill anyone you meet."


In closing, I'm sorry to hear about your buddies cheating girl.
Karma, I'm sure, will repay her in kind in the future.
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You guys crack me up, but I'm no where near Chuck Norris!


I will however offer you guys a code I made for myself a long time years ago. It has served me well now for almost 46 years.

Most people you encounter in life will be other travelers that you will pass along the way. Extend a hand and help them if you can, and try to ease their passage.

View everyone you meet with kindness, respect, and an open mind, and treat them as they treat you in kind.

For the precious few that befriend you, honor them with your loyalty, honesty, generosity, and love.

For the mis-fortunate few that choose to make you an enemy, be ruthless and relentless in the pursuit of their destruction.

Do not yield until they are destroyed or are no longer your enemy.


Or, to paraphrase an old Marine saying;

"Be polite, be professional, but always have a plan to kill anyone you meet."


In closing, I'm sorry to hear about your buddies cheating girl.
Karma, I'm sure, will repay her in kind in the future.
good advice right thar
and on a side note, Patricks not so scary...he reminds me of a big teddy bear

well except for the time my dumbass thought I had an oil leak and it turned out to just be that the oil cap had loosened itself while I was riding The look on his face was priceless
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I will however offer you guys a code I made for myself a long time years ago. It has served me well now for almost 46 years.

Most people you encounter in life will be other travelers that you will pass along the way. Extend a hand and help them if you can, and try to ease their passage.

View everyone you meet with kindness, respect, and an open mind, and treat them as they treat you in kind.

For the precious few that befriend you, honor them with your loyalty, honesty, generosity, and love.

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Do not yield until they are destroyed or are no longer your enemy.


Or, to paraphrase an old Marine saying;

"Be polite, be professional, but always have a plan to kill anyone you meet."


In closing, I'm sorry to hear about your buddies cheating girl.
Karma, I'm sure, will repay her in kind in the future.

I like that part!

Great advice!
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