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Old 08-30-2005, 09:20 PM   #1
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New Secratary

Very funny....Don't scroll down yet...





Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I4m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.




































































































































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Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:33 PM   #2
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hahaha!
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:44 PM   #3
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:52 PM   #4
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Old 08-30-2005, 10:43 PM   #5
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daaaaayumn them be some tigo bitties.
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Old 08-31-2005, 01:16 AM   #6
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wonder why she cant type those tigo bities are in the way
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Old 08-31-2005, 01:45 AM   #7
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:laughing6: :laughing6:
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Old 08-31-2005, 02:11 AM   #8
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:laughing6: That was funny!!!!!!!
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Old 08-31-2005, 03:34 AM   #9
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That pics so modified. Though still nice to look at
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Old 08-31-2005, 08:26 AM   #10
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Old 08-31-2005, 08:33 AM   #11
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hey if she dosent take the jon she can come work for me ill put her to work on overtime
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Old 08-31-2005, 10:08 AM   #12
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There's a good reason she's leaning on the tree
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Old 08-31-2005, 11:01 AM   #13
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thats not the tree... thats me laying down
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them are some ugly
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