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Old 12-18-2007, 09:42 AM   #1
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:47 AM   #2
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hehe, instead of letting him keep the change, she chucks it in the back seat.

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Old 12-18-2007, 10:20 AM   #3
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That is hilarious.

I don't understand how anyone could be that stupid.
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:25 AM   #4
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That is hilarious.

I don't understand how anyone could be that stupid.
I don't understand how anybody that RICH could be that stupid. I mean she has to have some of her Grandfather's Hilton blood in her.
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:35 AM   #5
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I don't understand how anybody that RICH could be that stupid. I mean she has to have some of her Grandfather's Hilton blood in her.
i don't know about blood, but i'd put something else in her
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Old 12-18-2007, 11:00 AM   #6
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When your born with silver spoon in your mouth and has people washing your , you won't even know how to wipe your own let alone putting in gas or any kind of work.
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Old 12-18-2007, 11:08 AM   #7
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Old 12-18-2007, 11:20 AM   #8
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When your born with silver spoon in your mouth and has people washing your , you won't even know how to wipe your own let alone putting in gas or any kind of work.
I guess I would apply for the washing her job.
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I would've filled that little can with 1/2 gas and 1/2 diesel and called it a day.
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Old 12-18-2007, 06:16 PM   #10
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Old 12-18-2007, 07:08 PM   #12
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:08 PM   #14
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bwhahaha!!! I would love to wash her car for free, by the time I get done cleaning the back seat I'd be rich
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When your born with silver spoon in your mouth and has people washing your , you won't even know how to wipe your own let alone putting in gas or any kind of work.

i actually had a middle aged woman at a gas station ask me how to use the pump once. she had absolute NO clue.
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Old 12-18-2007, 10:54 PM   #17
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