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Old 12-17-2007, 03:21 AM   #1
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Talking The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was all going to be."

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ I miss him."

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
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"You're with the "GOVERNMENT"......
So this time I KNOW I'm gonna get f**ked!"
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:27 AM   #2
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Old 12-17-2007, 08:58 AM   #4
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:02 AM   #5
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"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ I miss him."

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:22 AM   #6
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Old 12-17-2007, 10:16 AM   #7
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