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Old 08-29-2005, 06:53 PM   #1
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how to get out of a speeding ticket

How to get out of a speeding ticket

A driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it four times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see, can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the boot if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls
for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer #2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man
steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer #2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and
murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer #2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please.

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

Officer #2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer #2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the
officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He
looks
quite puzzled.

Officer #2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a
license, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.

Man: Bet you the lying told you I was speeding, too.
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:41 PM   #2
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Re: how to get out of a speeding ticket

I chuckeled. :icon_smile:
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:48 PM   #3
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Old 08-29-2005, 07:54 PM   #4
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Old 08-29-2005, 08:24 PM   #5
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Oh !
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:02 PM   #6
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Re: how to get out of a speeding ticket

would that work? doubt it. good laugh though.
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Old 08-30-2005, 09:47 PM   #7
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Re: how to get out of a speeding ticket

if i have it i just pour a cup of water on my pants and thas how i get off a speeding ticket works everytime
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Old 08-31-2005, 11:10 AM   #8
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try that and find yourself next to apes behind bars
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