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Old 12-13-2007, 02:11 PM   #1
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An older man biker joke!

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks . "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well go wash your hands real good, I want a cheeseburger.
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:16 PM   #2
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:17 PM   #4
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... and I'll take fries with that!!
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i want a cheeseburger and fries. and yes i would like a handjob with my order.
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:18 PM   #6
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:21 PM   #7
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:21 PM   #8
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Old 12-13-2007, 02:27 PM   #10
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any "special sauce" on your burger?
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:17 PM   #12
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Old 12-13-2007, 04:45 PM   #14
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... so where on the menu is the BJ?? I don't see that listed...
























I mean....... really...
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