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Old 12-12-2007, 11:55 AM   #1
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:56 AM   #2
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that serious is like really f*cked up



she used to be the hottest woman ever


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Old 12-12-2007, 11:58 AM   #4
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Oh, man- I thought it was something sad... They'll be able to airbrush the pregnant right off her, don't worry, fellas, you'll never be able to tell.
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hopefully she'll still look the same after
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she just elevated her self to MILF status

i bet she is going to look ****ing sexy when shes pregnant
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Old 12-12-2007, 12:02 PM   #7
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i'm sorry guys... i couldn't resist.... my alis btw is Cash Warren. my bad
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she just elevated her self to MILF status

i bet she is going to look ****ing sexy when shes pregnant
didn't think bout that
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Old 12-12-2007, 12:05 PM   #9
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she just elevated her self to MILF status

i bet she is going to look ****ing sexy when shes pregnant
that

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why is that not right? I have been a long standing advocate of sexy pregnant ladies

plus me and crys both like the thick jessica alba over the anorexic one
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why is that not right? I have been a long standing advocate of sexy pregnant ladies

plus me and crys both like the thick jessica alba over the anorexic one
thicker jessica alab +1

pregnant thick -2
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thats good for her................ its a blessing................ not good for me , lol
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Well, I think they are upset cus there goes their chances. lol.
nah, she'll only be preggers for about 7 more months, then she'll be ready again! She won't stay with that Warren dude very long- it's Hollywoood! Don't worry so much, she'll bounce back and be ready for the next guy!

The real bad news is (I heard on the Rod Ryan show) she has herpes...
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