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Old 12-09-2007, 11:27 PM   #1
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A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her
room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was
washing her private area
and noticed! That there was a slight response on the
monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there
was a small,
recognizable movement. They went to her husband and
explained what
happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe
a little oral
will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The
husband was
skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtain for
privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room. After
a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no
pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?"
they cried. The
husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked?"
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:30 PM   #2
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:30 PM   #3
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:12 AM   #4
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:18 AM   #5
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If that put her into the coma did you think it was going to bring her out of it ??
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:20 AM   #6
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:20 AM   #7
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:40 AM   #10
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hahahaha no if had been a semi maybe she wouldn't have choked
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