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Old 12-09-2007, 01:00 AM   #1
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Not your typical motorcycle ad on eBay - gotta read this one... :D

Came across this. It is best left for you to read.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...30#description
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:06 AM   #2
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:07 AM   #3
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OMG! I love this guy! What an , yet so enthralling at the same time! Hahahahahahahahaha. Thanks!
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:14 AM   #4
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That is HILARIOUS!
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:19 AM   #5
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HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HELP WITH THE SALE? IDEALLY, ONE WOULD TRY TO ATTRACT AS MANY POTENTIAL BUYERS AS POSSIBLE INSTEAD OF SCARING THEM OFF...
THE AD IS NEVERTHELESS HILARIOUS.
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Old 12-09-2007, 01:21 AM   #6
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Old 12-09-2007, 02:49 AM   #7
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lmao thats awesome.....
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Old 12-09-2007, 08:04 AM   #8
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Now there is a guy that would be entertaining over a few beers.
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Old 12-09-2007, 08:56 AM   #9
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I think it was written by a female...
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:36 AM   #10
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... I'm in
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Old 12-09-2007, 02:47 PM   #11
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That's funny! When I was selling ATV/Motorcyles we would get the most unbelievable questions. I understand him completely.
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Old 12-09-2007, 02:50 PM   #12
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Old 12-09-2007, 03:58 PM   #13
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jesus christ that is fukn hilarious!!!
did any1 read the comments people were leavin? priceless........
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OK. Here is the copy/paste of the questions to the seller. They are good too:


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Q: Will you deliver to Maryland if I call you every night ? Dec-08-07
A: Cecchini, you could buy this thing with the change rattling around on the floor of your Benz. Do the right thing already, willya? :-)

Q: How many little kids can you cram into each bag? Does their being alive or dead make a difference? Dec-08-07
A: ,Fader. Harsh! WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Enter your question here Would you accept nigerian currency and organise shipping to a post office box in western australia? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Hello, I like to clean my spark plugs after every starbucks trip. Should I use my toothbrush or the family broom for this important task? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Is this bike made by the same company that makes those little chocolate squares they sell at Starbucks? If so, why the hatred? Also, I've never seen a Guzzi, are they all this ugly? I would buy your bike, it's pretty sweet for being a beat up second engine senior citizen. Only prob is it costs twice as much as the Kawasaki I just got, and has six times the miles. I guess that's the price of denied admission to ANY motorcycle cliche. JK, love the description, few can pull off clever, fewer can do it from atop an italian grenade. Dec-08-07
A: This Quota will be running when yours has long since departed for the landfill. WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: As a BMW owner I prefer fuel lines with no clamps. Does the quota have clamp-less fuel lines? Dec-08-07
A: Only clamps on this bike are on my nipples when I ride it. WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: What color is the air in the tires? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Hello, Will the aforementioned Mr.PiBB soda retain its carbonation effect after being molecularly entertwined with the hand rubbed carnuba wax finish on my R1150 Adventure? I would like to remove my Lillith fair sticker but dont wish to harm the factory finish? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Hello, Will the aforementioned Mr.PiBB soda retain its carbonation effect after being molecularly entertwined with the hand rubbed carnuba wax finish on my R1150 Adventure? I would like to remove my Lillith fair sticker but dont wish to harm the factory finish? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: i wouldnt worry to much about guys askin if it'll make it to alaska, seein as most "mid life crisis" ADV riders dont even make it out of town and sell their bikes with a few hundred miles alaska always was and always will be a dream : ) good luxk with the sale, i miss my quota all 60bhp of it! Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Hi, i was wondering if you could fit 100 dollars worth of beer in the hard bags? Technically thats a grocery and i just wanted to be sure that they would fit, not that i would drink and ride at the same time. Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Mr GuzziTech, As a bmw-rider i am considering moving over to a guzzi. I do have a question about the air in the tyres though. Is it certificated by Guzzi? Do you have the original Guzzi air aerosol can? What is the humidity of the air? thanks. Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Mary Anne or Ginger? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM
Q: I need to know about that usb flux capacitor for the time travel feature. Is it the Fuka U2 or the OI812. Thanks cause I need a new one for my Delorean. Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: I once nearly killed myself on a Guzzi. I think it was a V7. I'm at a fairly low point in my life right now and am looking for a bike to kill myself on. Do you think yours would fit the bill? Tony from Australia. or somewhere equally as suicide evoking. The humidity - **** I hate the humidity .... Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Do you have the optional cup warmer in case the distance gets too great between Starbucks? Could I shave the rest of the tread off the tires and try for a speed record at Bonnneville? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Will you deliver it to Canada and take payment in beer? and how fast does it go with a fat chick on the back? -loops Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Say I were to run over a burrito in the middle of the road with this bike, how much wheel deflection would be felt, if any. ( assuming the burritos weight is 1.7 lbs. with no beans) Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: How fast does this bike go? Is black the fastest color Guzzi makes? Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM

Q: Any extra charge to set the motor in the chassis right, and for a owners manual translation? Hope it sells soon for ya! (^_^) Dec-08-07
A: WWW.MOTOBASTARD.COM
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:03 PM   #15
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now that has to be the best ebay listing i have seen...keep the gun away from that guy!!
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:59 PM   #16
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:40 PM   #17
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Now there is a guy that would be entertaining over a few beers.
This guys is entertaining just the way we are.
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Old 12-10-2007, 03:51 PM   #18
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He screwed up though he should have said if you want performance buy a gixxer.
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Old 12-10-2007, 09:46 PM   #19
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I think he still has his crystal ball if he can answer all those questions on motobastard.com
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