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Old 12-08-2007, 09:57 AM   #1
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Escaped convict......

An escaped convict breaks into a house and ties up a young couple who had been sleeping in their bedroom. The convict then made his way into the bathroom after whispering into the girls ear.
As soon as he has a chance, the husband turns to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy babydoll nightgown, and whispers,
"Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Be strong, our lives depend on it!"
"Darling," the wife purrs, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice and asked where I kept the vasaline!" Be strong hun …………………..
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Old 12-08-2007, 11:24 AM   #3
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Old 12-08-2007, 12:12 PM   #5
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Old 12-08-2007, 01:50 PM   #6
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