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Old 12-02-2007, 11:09 AM   #1
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A womans last wish..................

As an aeroplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces,
"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks,
"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"















A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,















"Here, iron this!".
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:11 AM   #2
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Not much there on that one....but you tried !!
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:29 AM   #3
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Not much there on that one....but you tried !!
Bit tired today mate, will try harder.......................

still makes me chuckle though
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Old 12-02-2007, 11:57 AM   #4
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Old 12-02-2007, 04:49 PM   #5
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Should of said

", iron my shirt" that's more funny
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+1 - but good try
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Old 12-02-2007, 05:38 PM   #7
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Ok Ok, I'll have another go for you,

Husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they've settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy f#ck#n' ."
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Old 12-02-2007, 05:40 PM   #8
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Ok Ok, I'll have another go for you,

Husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they've settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts,
"Clumsy f#ck#n' ."
LOL got what he wanted already
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Ok Ok, I'll have another go for you,

Husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they've settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts,
"Clumsy f#ck#n' ."
haha nice
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I personally think that is hillerious, considering most women these days don't even know what an iron is thanks to the dry cleaning business.
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Ok Ok, I'll have another go for you,

Husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they've settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate for two hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy f#ck#n' ."
Omg. If Jesse talked to me like that...
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I personally think that is hillerious, considering most women these days don't even know what an iron is thanks to the dry cleaning business.
Tis true. I use the dry cleaners!
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I personally think that is hillerious, considering most women these days don't even know what an iron is thanks to the dry cleaning business.
haha! +1

And if they do know what it is, they can't use the thing! I have to give mad props to my mom for teaching me how to iron!
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Well he got what he wanted ...Who cares now ??
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And if they do know what it is, they can't use the thing! I have to give mad props to my mom for teaching me how to iron!
Ok so she tought you how, but how many times have you actually done it, don't you have people for that or something.
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hahahah word!

theyre cheaper than a woman anyhow!

Well I actually want a bad iron and a steamer so I can do it myself. Out iron isn't so good for work clothes.
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Ok so she tought you how, but how many times have you actually done it, don't you have people for that or something.
haha! I have a few button- down shirts that get ironed before they are worn- so probably at least once a week, plus when my Weenie dresses up, that's what he wears, too. So, believe it or not, I have a nice iron, an ironing board, and spray starch.

I don't believe in having people for something I can do on my own... at least not until I get a real job and can afford to pay somebody to do the things I don't wanna do...
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haha! I have a few button- down shirts that get ironed before they are worn- so probably at least once a week, plus when my Weenie dresses up, that's what he wears, too. So, believe it or not, I have a nice iron, an ironing board, and spray starch.

I don't believe in having people for something I can do on my own... at least not until I get a real job and can afford to pay somebody to do the things I don't wanna do...
Just funnin wicha girlfriendHas the video made it in yet?
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