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Old 12-01-2007, 05:48 PM   #41
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is this uk humor? i dont get it
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:01 PM   #42
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is this uk humor? i dont get it
You never met a girl with a speech impedament

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Old 12-01-2007, 06:18 PM   #43
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lol guess i hold high standards for myself
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Old 12-01-2007, 06:21 PM   #44
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okay, lemme 'splain: She was actually saying, "I want to get laid", but her speech impediment made it sound like weighed... K?
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lol guess i hold high standards for myself
I'd like to say the same but beggars can't be choosers
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You know this girl ???????????
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I'd like to say the same but beggars can't be choosers

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No. I just read the punchline. I'm pretty smart some days. Especially when it's spelled out for me. B
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I asked Mrs Grinchy,

"How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?"


This is what I got,


"One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb
is BURNED OUT!! They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it out!! And, once they figure it out, they wouldn't be able to find
the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the
past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of , actually find the
bulbs 2 DAYS LATER , the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED PIGSTY OF A HOUSE !
I'm sorry hun, what was your question?"
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