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Old 11-30-2007, 05:46 PM   #21
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Hey, good point. I'm perfect! I showed up nekkid! Yay! What do I win?

I'm not even sure I want all those things in a man. Here's what I want:

1. Work outside the home and bring home a paycheck.
2. Do the stuff around the house I don't want to do
3. Don't be a sissy or a pushover- ever- you're a man, act like it.
4. Be a bit of an a$$hole- I hate nice guys.
5. Laugh and make jokes all the time.
6. Don't ASK my permission- I'm not your mother
and rides a motorcycle.
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:48 PM   #22
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:50 PM   #24
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I don't even care about looks- I hate beautiful people...


dont hate me cuz i am beautiful...
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:52 PM   #25
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ugly ...but has Gixxer !!!! ( 1k ) ????????????? ok that's me
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:52 PM   #26
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dont hate me cuz i am beautiful...
Ok, I won't hate you if you're nice. Most really-really goodlooking people think they are somehow better because they look good... ew.
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:53 PM   #27
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Ok, I won't hate you if you're nice. Most really-really goodlooking people think they are somehow better because they look good... ew.
Guilty!!! lol j/k.
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:55 PM   #28
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Old 11-30-2007, 05:56 PM   #29
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Ok, I won't hate you if you're nice. Most really-really goodlooking people think they are somehow better because they look good... ew.


well since i am ugly i have to rely on my good natured, caring, sweet personalty to get along..
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well since i am ugly i have to rely on my good natured, caring, sweet personalty to get along..
Are you gay?

yeah, too bad you missed the one about being an a$$hole... nice guys finish LAST!
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:01 PM   #31
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Are you gay?

yeah, too bad you missed the one about being an a$$hole... nice guys finish LAST!


gay... whats wrong with that... it was a freaking joke...
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:03 PM   #32
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gay... whats wrong with that... it was a freaking joke...
Ok, thank , I was worried... :/:
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Old 12-01-2007, 11:29 AM   #34
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I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she
thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself !"









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... nice guys finish LAST!
well i guess thats true, i usually let the females finish first
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I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she
thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself !"









So I hung up.
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Old 12-01-2007, 11:38 AM   #37
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I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle
a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband
that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she
thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself !"









So I hung up.
Grinchy- I love you!
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"Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself !"

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I took this hot blonde blind date to the Pleasure Beach Carnival.

'What would you like to do first, Kim?' I asked.

'I want to get weighed,' she said.

We ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg.
Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg so she won a prize.

Next we went on the big wheel.
When the ride was over, I asked Kim what she wanted to do next.

'I want to get weighed,' she said.

Back to the weight guesser we went and because she'd been there
before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and I lost my money.

Kim and I walked around the carnival and again I asked,
'Where to next?'

Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time I figured
she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with no more than a handshake.

Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date,
'How'd it go?' she asked.













Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy.'
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