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Old 11-30-2007, 03:41 PM   #1
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How a Man can Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* and arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked.
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:47 PM   #2
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:49 PM   #4
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Old 11-30-2007, 03:49 PM   #5
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you left one out.... He must be obedient oh and faithful
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:00 PM   #6
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Look at that, leave it to boost to not be happy with that list....you available?
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:11 PM   #7
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I have high standards, what can i say?
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:16 PM   #8
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Its ok, a woman thats a challenge is always better anyways. At least for the long run....
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Now you see why I always say that women have a way of complicating things.
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Haha! There's no man out there like this! And women RARELY show up nekkid. It's a wonder anybody is ever happy! B
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Haha! There's no man out there like this! And women RARELY show up nekkid. It's a wonder anybody is ever happy! B
Hey, speak for yourself. If you take away all the words ending in "ist" I am perfect. And I still don't get the woman showing up nakid.
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Old 11-30-2007, 04:35 PM   #12
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Nice Diablo, but you may want to post these in the Bootay thread. Some people may open these at work and get suprised by the boss.
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Nice Diablo, but you may want to post these in the Bootay thread. Some people may open these at work and get suprised by the boss.
Will try to be more careful next time,, not!!!!!
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2. Have him a fresh new GSX-R !!! to ride when your not there to ride !! hahaha
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Well looking at your picture ..you are 1/2 way there & you are showing up here !!!!! j/j !!
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you are hard to please, for me #2 is she needs to be bringing me a cold beer. I'm easy though.
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Well looking at your picture ..you are 1/2 way there & you are showing up here !!!!! j/j !!
Hey, good point. I'm perfect! I showed up nekkid! Yay! What do I win?

I'm not even sure I want all those things in a man. Here's what I want:

1. Work outside the home and bring home a paycheck.
2. Do the stuff around the house I don't want to do
3. Don't be a sissy or a pushover- ever- you're a man, act like it.
4. Be a bit of an a$$hole- I hate nice guys.
5. Laugh and make jokes all the time.
6. Don't ASK my permission- I'm not your mother
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