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Old 11-28-2007, 09:28 AM   #1
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Talking DAD AT THE MALL.

>>
>> I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We
>> decided
>>
>> to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
>> sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
>> colors:
>> green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
>>
>>
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>> The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
>>
>> When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the
>> matter,
>> old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
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>> Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
>> his response - knowing it would be a good one.
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>>
>>
>> And in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response:
>>
>> "Got drunk once and had with a peacock. I was just wondering if you
>> were my son."
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:31 AM   #2
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:36 AM   #3
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:40 AM   #4
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:47 AM   #5
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:50 AM   #6
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:52 AM   #7
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Old 11-28-2007, 09:53 AM   #8
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:30 AM   #11
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Old 11-28-2007, 11:57 AM   #13
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Witty!!!!!!!!!! that is awsome. I would have rolled out of the chair in laughter.

What did the kid do!!!!
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:12 PM   #15
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Witty!!!!!!!!!! that is awsome. I would have rolled out of the chair in laughter.

What did the kid do!!!!
Omg. Are you serious?
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Omg. Are you serious?
LOL i think he is
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Old 11-28-2007, 01:49 PM   #17
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as a peeeeeee...!!!!!!!!!!!
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