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Old 11-24-2007, 01:33 PM   #1
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*** Since I'm bored I just wanted to see what kind of story us MH users can come up with... You can only add up to 3 sentences and please try not to make it vulgar ***
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Once upon a time there was this guy name Bob who went to the store to get a tree for his family... Bob got out of his car and was met by one of the tree salesmans who promptly asked Bob what he could help him out with... Bob told the salesman that he and his family wanted a 6 foot tree for his ---
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:46 PM   #2
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lake house. The sales man pointed him the to 6 foot tree section and then ran away in the opposite direction in quite a hurry...
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Old 11-24-2007, 01:48 PM   #3
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to go check out the new posts in the dirty bootie thread. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:07 PM   #4
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but when he ran off to check his pc he realized that he didnt have his laptop with him so he had to start thinking about ---
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how he was going to explain to his wife why he had no tree.
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he decided to tell her that the tree was stolen from his truck. But what he didn't know was that she had been watching him the whole time. He decided he needed an alliby (sp?) so he called....
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poporiderRR to get him to make a bogus police report to prove to his wife that he was telling the truth and that what she had seen was ficticious. He then went to the basement to get on the desktop computer to check out the dirty booby thread in private...
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while browsing through MH, he saw paniros "keep it going" thread and realized how much it sucked compared to popo's MH story thread.
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then paniro got mad and made a threat toward vandal to "set his mind straight". Then poporiderRR decided to get the subject back on track and the man in the story finished with the dirty booby thread and came up stairs to his wife and realized how effing ugly she was and put a .50 cal. bullet in her head to put her out of her misery...
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thats funny as ... Ok it was worth a try... thats how dang bored I am... anybody got any good suggestions on something fun to do on this rainy day...
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thats funny as ... Ok it was worth a try... thats how dang bored I am... anybody got any good suggestions on something fun to do on this rainy day...

go out to the garage and lube/adjust your chain, check over bolts and give it a good wipe down....remember kids,cleanliness is next to godliness.
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Old 11-24-2007, 02:54 PM   #12
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that would be great if I had a garage...
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thats funny as ... Ok it was worth a try... thats how dang bored I am... anybody got any good suggestions on something fun to do on this rainy day...

Good day to reload some 45 for the range, and get some of the guns out of the safe to clean and lube...


Worse thing would be to sit in front of the computer all day, wondering what there was to do...
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I went to go buy a new gun and then talked myself out of spending the 400 for it... yesterday I spent 115 on a new leather jacket from cycle gear instead... they are giving the Frank Thomas jackets that were Reg 319.oo for 115... but I do want that new gun tho...
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I've bought enough new ones in the past year to keep me busy for a while. And I still have a couple 1911's to build, so winter time is booked.
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Yeah I need a great off duty gun... So I was going to get the glock 27... its super compact and for 399 you cant beat it...
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