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Old 08-24-2005, 08:58 AM   #1
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A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..." Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese from the Black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the Mexican's feet! Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. "But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires. "No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message..... as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling................ THAT'S NACHO CHEESE
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Old 08-24-2005, 09:19 AM   #2
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Re: Nacho cheese

I'll admit it, i didn't get it till after a few seconds. There was a delay until i said it out loud! haha.
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Old 08-24-2005, 10:10 AM   #3
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Re: Nacho cheese

:laughing6: :laughing6: That was a good one!!
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Old 08-24-2005, 12:04 PM   #4
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Re: Nacho cheese

very nice
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:27 PM   #5
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:46 PM   #6
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Re: Nacho cheese

Took me a while* :eh:
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Old 08-24-2005, 05:03 PM   #7
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Re: Nacho cheese

.....I still can not get it....!!!!!!! :eh: :eh: :eh: :eh:

Someone explain this to me in a PM....!!!!!

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Old 08-24-2005, 05:05 PM   #8
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Re: Nacho cheese

black man says (in ebonics) "nacho cheese"

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american man says (in standard english) not your cheese



got it now
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Old 08-24-2005, 05:05 PM   #9
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That's not your cheese * very old joke
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Old 08-24-2005, 05:05 PM   #10
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this is funnier than the story
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Old 08-24-2005, 05:11 PM   #11
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Re: Nacho cheese

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black man says (in ebonics) "nacho cheese"

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american man says (in standard english) not your cheese



got it now
:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

I got it now....Thanks for the "ebonics" explanation James.
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:43 PM   #12
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eh...
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Old 08-24-2005, 07:55 PM   #13
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:laughing6: :laughing6:
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:36 AM   #14
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Re: Nacho cheese

That is pretty funny.
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That is pretty funny.*
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Re: Nacho cheese

haha i heard that one before. heres a shorter version: Q: What do you call cheese thats ain't yours? A: Nacho Cheese
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