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Old 08-23-2005, 08:38 AM   #1
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Two Black Eyes

A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I'll never understand women," he replied.

"I was riding up on an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her .

So I pulled it out.

She turned around and punched me in the eye!"

"I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get the second black eye?"

"Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband,

"So I pushed it back in."
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Old 08-23-2005, 08:45 AM   #2
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Re: Two Black Eyes

:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6:

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Old 08-23-2005, 09:16 AM   #3
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Re: Two Black Eyes

hahahahahaha

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Old 08-23-2005, 09:35 AM   #4
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Re: Two Black Eyes

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hahahahahaha

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Just gentle shaking????
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Old 08-23-2005, 10:16 AM   #5
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Old 08-23-2005, 03:19 PM   #6
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hahahahahaha

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Old 08-23-2005, 06:39 PM   #7
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Re: Two Black Eyes

lol...i think you're onto something Gianni...maybe some gentle beating is ok
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always a good reminder of who is in charge
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lol...i think you're onto something Gianni...maybe some gentle beating is ok
I think a nice and caring can of whoopazz would be ok.. :dontknow:

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haha. thats funny.
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i got one too

A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if ask how you got yours?"

The guy who was already sitting down explains, "Well, it just happened; it was a tongue-twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the largest set of in the world was working there. So, instead of saying 'I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh', I said, 'I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.' She socked me one."

The first guy laughs and says, "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fat .'"
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Old 05-23-2006, 05:36 PM   #13
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good one...
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Old 05-23-2006, 05:37 PM   #14
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wow... way to pull up the past robert...

.... LOL!!
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Old 05-23-2006, 05:38 PM   #15
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what :dontknow: it was a funny thread
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Old 05-23-2006, 05:38 PM   #16
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My wife wasn't amused..........now I have a black eye.
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i'm kidding rob... it was a great thread... i'll make you dinner to make up for it...
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i'm kidding rob... it was a great thread... i'll make you dinner to make up for it...
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i got one too

A guy with a black eye boards a plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if ask how you got yours?"

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The first guy laughs and says, "Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.' But I accidentally said, 'You ruined my life, you fat .'"
That was funny!
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sure...
but was hoping it would be us...

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