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Old 11-18-2007, 06:18 PM   #41
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Buy a pair of cowboy boots, a rifle, then visit the Alamo and you'll be all set. O and get one of those bumper stickers that says, "I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could."


I bought the “Don’t f#ck with Texas” bumper sticker and some runt over here thieved it!!
I did the Alamo back in July this year…..
I was well disappointed; I stood in the middle of the yard and put my binoculars to my eyes…..
I panned left and hit a hotel then I panned right and hit another!!!!
How can they allow those hotels to be built so close??????
That place should be in a few acres.
Loved the river walk though……….


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Lots of track time and GOOD cheap beef, ...........welcome to Texas. We have BBQ at the track here..................
That’s music man

i need a rear brake lever for my daytona.....
I’ll get a price for you if you let me know exactly which model it is.
A friend of mine may be going out to Houston for Xmas but no promises now
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Old 11-18-2007, 06:18 PM   #42
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By your intro it looks like you'll be a great addition to the site and the tracks.

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Oh and welcome to the site
Cheers mate.
Never heard of a Ninja 250 !!! Is that a North American exclusive ??

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welcome!
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Looking forward to meeting you and chasing you around the track!
As I see it there are two types of riders on trackdays, those that are there to be chased and those that wobble!!
I’ll be firmly wedged in the latter but I’ll be grinning from ear to ear.

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Old 11-19-2007, 11:44 AM   #47
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Old 11-19-2007, 11:49 AM   #48
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Old 11-19-2007, 11:56 AM   #49
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Nice sunny day, ...
Oh, days are sunny alright....

Yayyyyyy, another European! Just stay away from Gixxerbill.

Welcome to the forum and looking forward to meeting you. I came from Germany in 93, lived in Texas ever since. Houston grows on you.
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Old 11-19-2007, 03:33 PM   #50
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Thanks y'all,
really hope I get to meet some of you next year.

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Houston grows on you.
Yea, as soon as it became apparant that no matter how long I stood at that first gas station with the nozzle in the tank, glaring with impatience, and that I wasn't going to get any gas until I paid UPFRONT (opposite in the UK), then I began liking the place............
Why does no one tell you these things

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with the nozzle in the tank, glaring with impatience, and that I wasn't going to get any gas until I paid UPFRONT (opposite in the UK), then I began liking the place............
Why does no one tell you these things

The 'pay first' rule really manifested in the last few years. It is thanks to all the 'drive offs', people pumping gas and then taking off without paying.

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Old 11-20-2007, 11:36 AM   #52
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Well it's not looking good folks,
Got thrown out of the Doctors surgery today and I'm now divorcing Mrs Grinchy.................

I had to go to the Doctors for a full medical check up.
Now I make no secret of the fact that years of riding bikes has impaired my hearing somewhat and my Doctor is very softly spoken so I take Mrs Grinchy along sometimes.
Looking at my notes the Doctor says,
“We are going to need urine, stool and samples !!”

"I beg your pardon", I say.

“We are going to need urine, stool and samples” he repeats.

Turning to Mrs Grinchy I ask, “What did he say Hun ??”
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“He wants your boxers !!!!!!!!!!!!”

That's out of order isn't it ??????????????
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Old 11-23-2007, 11:26 AM   #53
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I had to go to the Doctors for a full medical check up.
Now I make no secret of the fact that years of riding bikes has impaired my hearing somewhat and my Doctor is very softly spoken so I take Mrs Grinchy along sometimes.
Looking at my notes the Doctor says,
“We are going to need urine, stool and samples !!”

"I beg your pardon", I say.

“We are going to need urine, stool and samples” he repeats.

Turning to Mrs Grinchy I ask, “What did he say Hun ??”
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“He wants your boxers !!!!!!!!!!!!”
Hey give us a break guys,
I know there will always be differences in the American and English sense of humour but that was a joke !!
Sorry if it was in bad taste,
it’s doing the rounds and I have to be honest and say I pi##ed myself laughing when I heard it.

Had hoped a few of you would come back with some funnies of your own that I can share over here.

Oooooppppsssss
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Old 11-23-2007, 11:54 AM   #54
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Old 11-23-2007, 04:15 PM   #55
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here ya go Grinchy...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.
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Old 11-23-2007, 06:06 PM   #56
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here ya go Grinchy...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.


Right back at you Marishka29

A woman was in a coma in hospital.
When the nurse gave her a sponge bath, she noticed a response on the monitor when she touched the patient’s privates.
Next day, the nurse suggested to the woman’s husband that some oral might help bring her round.
He was sceptical but the nurse assured him complete privacy and so he agreed.
After a few minutes the monitor flatlined.
The nurse ran in demanding to know what had happened.
The husband replied,
“I think she must have choked !”
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Valentino Rossi and Marco Melandri get onto a sight seeing bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two come together. I come once-a-more! Two , They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed obsessed pig.' she sneers indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady, ' said Marco. 'Who talkin'abouta ?
I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi ','

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!
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