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Old 11-14-2007, 02:36 PM   #1
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Talking CUBANICS - Cuban Translations

Here it is for all you that can't figure out what the heck us Cubans are saying.....



1st line = The Original Cuban Saying
2nd line = The Direct Translation
3rd line = What it Really Means


CUBANICS

No me importa un pito

I don't care a whistle

I don't care at all

Me importa tres pepinos

I care three cucumbers

I don't care at all

Me sacaron el hígado

They took my liver out

I worked like a slave

Me sacaron el kilo

They took the penny out of me

I worked like a slave

Le pusistes la tapa al pomo

You put the lid on the jar

You really messed up this time!

Tú no pintas nada

You don't paint anything

This doesn't concern you

Estás comiendo de lo que pica el pollo

You are eating what the chicken nibble

You're wasting your time in foolish things

Estás acabando

You are finishing

You're a big success

¡Te la comiste!

You ate it!

You did it great!
You kicked it!

Te estás metiendo en camisa de once varas

You are getting into an eleven yard shirt

You're getting into big trouble

Eramos pocos y parió Catana

We were few and Catana gave birth

There were a lot of people here, and then more showed up

Es un arroz con mango

It is a rice with mango

It's a very complicated thing

No tiene dos dedos de frente

He/She doesn't have two fingers of forehead

He/she has no intelligence at all

Para luego es tarde

For later, it's late

Don't wait, let's do it now

Nos dejastes plantados

You left us planted

You stood us up

Me embarcaste

You shipped me off

You stood us up

Se formó

It formed

Here comes trouble!

Es la pata del diablo

He/she is the leg of the devil

Likes to play pranks

Este huevo quiere sal

This egg wants salt

What does he/she wants?

¡Qué pesao me cae!

He falls so thick on me!

I cannot stand him!

Camarón que se duerme, se lo lleva la corriente

Shrimps that falls asleep, current that takes it away

Wake up or you are going to loose your opportunities

Me voy a hacer el de la vista gorda

I'm going to do the one with the fat sight

I'm going to ignore that

El no dispara un chicharo

He doesn't shoot a pea

He doesn't do any work

Hay gato encerrado

There's a cat locked up

There is something hidden here

Tiró la casa por la ventana

He/she threw the house out the window

He/she pulled all the stops

El horno no está para galleticas

The oven is not for cookies

It's not the right moment for that

Te pusistes para tu número

You put yourself to your number

You got on the ball

Por si las moscas

For if the flies

Just in case

Juntos pero no revueltos

Together but not scrambled

Although we are together on this, there is a big difference between us

Perro que ladra no muerde

Dog that barks, doesn't bite

Too many words but no action

Tira la piedra y esconde la mano

Throws the stone, and hides the hand

He/she knows how to do things without being discovered

Una tempestad en un vaso de agua

A tempest in a glass of water

A storm in a teacup

Le cayó comején

Termites are falling on him/her

He/She became nuts

Le faltan unos cuantos tornillos

He/she is missing few screws

He/she is nuts

Le zumba el merequetén

It heaves the merequeten

It blows our minds

Comiéndose un cable

Eating a cable

Going through difficult times

Se tiraron p'al medio de la calle

They threw themselves into the middle of the street

They went all out

Caminan con los codos

They walk with their elbows

They're cheapskates

Pedro cantó el manicero

Pedro sang the peanut vendor

Peter died

El se da lija

He sand papers himself

He is a narcissist
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:37 PM   #2
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:40 PM   #3
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its not really funny Robbie unless ur cuban like us... am I right all you white folks???
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:43 PM   #4
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its not really funny Robbie unless ur cuban like us... am I right all you white folks???
First of all, there are a handful of Cubans on here,
Secondly, other Hispanics will find it funny as well,
& Thirdly ... shut-up and go hit on Cherub!
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:47 PM   #5
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:47 PM   #6
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:51 PM   #7
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I didn't think it was funny - but I giggled when I read it!
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:53 PM   #8
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I didn't think it was funny - but I giggled when I read it!
thank you! ... Im glad I could make you giggle!
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:56 PM   #9
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thank you! ... Im glad I could make you giggle!
Of course. I mean, really, when girls giggle they're just stroking your ego. Did it work?
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:04 PM   #10
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Cuban Gixxer you need to add this one For the Gringos.

Gringos, if you are introduced to a hispanic (not always a mexican), you can impress him by saying the following:

"Yo queiro el gato en mi pantalones"
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Cuban Gixxer you need to add this one For the Gringos.

Gringos, if you are introduced to a hispanic (not always a mexican), you can impress him by saying the following:

"Yo queiro el gato en mi pantalones"
WTF!? I want the cat in my pants? What?
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WTF!? I want the cat in my pants? What?
SSSSHHHHHHH! Dont mess up the secret.
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Of course. I mean, really, when girls giggle they're just stroking your ego. Did it work?
YES ... and for the record ... you can "STROKE MY EGO" anytime!
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Old 11-14-2007, 03:20 PM   #16
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WTF!? I want the cat in my pants? What?
here you go squoddy ... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...+mi+pantalones
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o snap.....or his girlfriend...
hahha you said OH SNAP! And no thanks!
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First of all, there are a handful of Cubans on here,
Secondly, other Hispanics will find it funny as well,
& Thirdly ... shut-up and go hit on Cherub!
Say hello to my little friend!!!!!!
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