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Old 11-09-2007, 04:09 PM   #141
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Yo momma so fat her camel toe goes all the way up to her belly button
BWAAHHHAAAAA!!!!! ... NASTY BUT HILLARIOUS!!!
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Old 11-09-2007, 04:28 PM   #142
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Old 11-09-2007, 04:43 PM   #143
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Old 11-09-2007, 04:57 PM   #144
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I missed somthin wtf is this gunt puncher you speek of???
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:06 PM   #145
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yo momma is so fat I went around her and I couldn't find my way back
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Old 11-09-2007, 05:06 PM   #146
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yo momma is so fat when said "let there be light," she moved her out the way.
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Old 11-11-2007, 05:39 PM   #149
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Old 11-11-2007, 05:40 PM   #150
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