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Old 11-09-2007, 02:24 PM   #121
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:27 PM   #122
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers!
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:29 PM   #123
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:41 PM   #124
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Yo momma so fat she deep fries her toothpaste!!
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:43 PM   #125
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:45 PM   #126
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Yo momma so fat, she masterbates to a cook book!
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:52 PM   #127
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yo mammas so old she farts dust

yo mammas so old she owes moses a quarter

yo momma stinks so bad she made sure confused, right guard turn left, and speed stick slow down

yo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up

hey now, yall leave my momma outta this and ill leave this out your momma
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:06 PM   #128
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:07 PM   #129
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:10 PM   #132
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yo mammas so old she owes moses a quarter

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yo momma so fat she beeps when she backs up

hey now, yall leave my momma outta this and ill leave this out your momma
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:19 PM   #136
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Yo momma so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt!
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:43 PM   #137
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:47 PM   #139
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Old 11-09-2007, 03:51 PM   #140
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