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Old 11-09-2007, 12:34 PM   #101
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Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:34 PM   #102
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:34 PM   #103
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Yo mama's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead!
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:35 PM   #105
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:35 PM   #107
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Your momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:37 PM   #110
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:46 PM   #114
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Your momma's so dumb I caught her staring at a piece of paper. She said it was Pay-Per View!
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Old 11-09-2007, 02:22 PM   #117
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