Welcome back to us :/ Our hosts data center was down for the entire day.
MotoHouston.com MotoHouston.com
Register Members List Member Map Media Calendar Garage Forum Home Mark Forums Read

Go Back   MotoHouston.com > Off Topic (everything else) > Off Topic
Forgot info?

Welcome to MotoHouston.com! You are currently viewing our forums as a guest which gives you limited access to the community. By joining our free community you will have access to great discounts from our sponsors, the ability to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content, free email, classifieds, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, join our community!

Register Today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.


Like us on Facebook! Regular shirt GIVEAWAYS and more

Advertisement

Reply
Share This Thread: 
Subscribe to this Thread Thread Tools
Old 11-09-2007, 12:30 PM   #81
Fuzzy018
Senior Member
 
Fuzzy018's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: West Houston
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 4,034

Experience: 6 years

Bike(s):
2009 HD Dyna - Super Glide









Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Fuzzy018 is offline   Reply With Quote
Similar Topics
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
pay fo yo wheels, yo! RACER X Off Topic 12 07-18-2014 07:44 PM
Sunday, 23 SLAP YO MAMA ride jimrad Events, Meets and Rides 70 12-25-2012 01:49 PM
Яussian thread (sчoulд Иot Бe opened by аИyoИе) theManofRussia Off Topic 10 03-16-2012 12:10 PM
Election Yo mama jokes. Redux The Circus 0 10-30-2008 04:02 PM
Yo mama... CaJuNsOuLjA Off Topic 46 10-04-2006 04:37 PM
Advertisement
Old 11-09-2007, 12:30 PM   #82
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:30 PM   #83
Fuzzy018
Senior Member
 
Fuzzy018's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: West Houston
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 4,034

Experience: 6 years

Bike(s):
2009 HD Dyna - Super Glide









Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Fuzzy018 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:30 PM   #84
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #85
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #86
Fuzzy018
Senior Member
 
Fuzzy018's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: West Houston
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 4,034

Experience: 6 years

Bike(s):
2009 HD Dyna - Super Glide









Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Fuzzy018 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #87
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #88
wlgorman
Senior Member
 
wlgorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Missouri City, TX/Angleton, TX
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 1,025


Bike(s):
'06 CBR600RR









yo mama's gap so wide when she smiles I dont know whether to say hi or kick a field goal!!!
__________________
'06 CBR600RR (Red)

defeat
wlgorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #89
Fuzzy018
Senior Member
 
Fuzzy018's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: West Houston
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 4,034

Experience: 6 years

Bike(s):
2009 HD Dyna - Super Glide









Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Fuzzy018 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #90
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money! (not a bad idea now-a-days! ... lol)
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:31 PM   #91
wlgorman
Senior Member
 
wlgorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Missouri City, TX/Angleton, TX
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 1,025


Bike(s):
'06 CBR600RR









yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles I can't believe its not butter
__________________
'06 CBR600RR (Red)

defeat
wlgorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:32 PM   #92
Fuzzy018
Senior Member
 
Fuzzy018's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: West Houston
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 4,034

Experience: 6 years

Bike(s):
2009 HD Dyna - Super Glide









Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Fuzzy018 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:32 PM   #93
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:32 PM   #94
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:32 PM   #95
Fuzzy018
Senior Member
 
Fuzzy018's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: West Houston
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 4,034

Experience: 6 years

Bike(s):
2009 HD Dyna - Super Glide









Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Fuzzy018 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:33 PM   #96
wlgorman
Senior Member
 
wlgorman's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Missouri City, TX/Angleton, TX
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 1,025


Bike(s):
'06 CBR600RR









AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA keep it coming...
__________________
'06 CBR600RR (Red)

defeat
wlgorman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:33 PM   #97
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:33 PM   #98
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:33 PM   #99
Lucifer
The Last Enigma
 
Lucifer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: SE Houston, Tx
Feedback Rating: (0)
Posts: 1,301

Experience: 8 years

Bike(s):
Ducati 1098
Honda CRF 50



Member Garage





Yo mama is so stupid I said its chilli outside and she went out there with a bowl.
__________________
You Could Never Begin To Comprehend What I Am
Lucifer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-09-2007, 12:33 PM   #100
CubanGIXXER
R.I.P. Burns
 
CubanGIXXER's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Houston / Sugarland / Katy
Feedback Rating: (2)
Posts: 4,520


Bike(s):
'07 Suzuki GSXR 600




Member Garage





Send a message via AIM to CubanGIXXER Send a message via Yahoo to CubanGIXXER
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
__________________
I got a fever....................and the only perscription....................is more cowbell!
NEWSIG22small
www.myspace.com/robbielay19
CubanGIXXER is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Advertisement


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:13 PM.


MotoHouston.com is not responsible for the content posted by users.
Privacy Policy