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Old 11-09-2007, 12:16 PM   #21
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:17 PM   #22
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:17 PM   #23
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:17 PM   #24
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:17 PM   #25
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:17 PM   #26
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:18 PM   #27
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:18 PM   #28
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that was funny bro idk what you are talking about

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reminds me of 'cut-down contests' on the playground
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:19 PM   #33
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:19 PM   #34
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