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Old 11-09-2007, 12:06 PM   #1
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yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund...

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Old 11-09-2007, 12:09 PM   #2
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:10 PM   #4
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:11 PM   #5
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:12 PM   #6
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:13 PM   #7
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Your Momma SOoo Fat.....When she jump for JOY.........she get stuck!
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:14 PM   #8
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Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
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Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
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Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:15 PM   #11
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Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
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Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
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yo mama's armpits so hairy it looks like she got buckwheat in a headlock
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Old 11-09-2007, 12:16 PM   #16
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Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
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yo momma's like a door ...everyone gets a turn

yo momma's like a library...open to the public

yo mommas like a gas station...open 24-7

yo momma's like a lolli pop...everybody gets a lick

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