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Old 11-05-2007, 06:07 PM   #1
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> A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife
> got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween
> party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
> said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
> need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his
> costume and away he went.
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> The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain,
> and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband
> didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
> watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So
> she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
> cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
> could and copping a little feel here and a lit tle kiss there. His wife
> went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
> new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as
> far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks
> he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so
> off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the
> back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
> home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
> time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
> when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He
> replied, I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
> I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the spare
> room and played poker all evening. "You must have looked really silly
> wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed
> sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to
> your brother, apparently he had the time of his life"
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:14 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:16 PM   #3
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THAT WOULD SO SUCK. Question should she now tell the husband who his good time was?
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:20 PM   #4
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Oh wow! LMAO!! I wonder how she would feel haha
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:22 PM   #6
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Yeah me to! I thought the husband was busted
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:31 PM   #7
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repost but this time it's incest.
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:35 PM   #8
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i robbed from another site, it was sent to me and i decided to share. sorry for the repost.
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Old 11-05-2007, 06:37 PM   #9
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i robbed from another site, it was sent to me and i decided to share. sorry for the repost.
I tried to find the thread but forgot who posted it. In that version it was the husband's father that got the costumes.
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Old 11-06-2007, 12:32 AM   #17
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lol omg that is hilarious, but has to be the most messed up feeling ever!!!
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