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Old 08-16-2005, 02:30 PM   #1
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Joke of the day 8/16

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch , 2 pound left , 2 pound right , Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch , 2 pound left , 2 pound right , and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank ! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:31 PM   #2
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Re: Joke of the day 8/16

ahahah
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:32 PM   #3
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Re: Joke of the day 8/16

heard it before but still funny right:
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Old 08-16-2005, 02:57 PM   #4
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Heard that one before. funny.
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:05 PM   #5
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Thats good stuff. :laughing6:
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Old 08-16-2005, 05:58 PM   #6
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eh....heard it too many times
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Old 08-16-2005, 06:37 PM   #7
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:laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :laughing6: :biggthumpup:
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Old 08-17-2005, 01:29 PM   #8
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Re: Joke of the day 8/16

have ya'll heard this one?


Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday. As they are getting ready to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join them. The friends look at each other, look at the guy and say, 'Sure.' About two holes into the game, the friends get curious about what the guy does for a living. So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's a hitman. They all laugh. The guy says, 'No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you like.' So Jack decides to check it out. He opens the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. Jack gets all excited and says, 'WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?' The hit man replies, 'Sure.' So Jack looks and says, 'YEAH! You can see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife. Wait, there's my next door neighbor! And he's naked too!' This really upsets Jack so he asks how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replies, 'I get $1000 every time I pull the trigger.' Jack responds, '$1000? Well, OK, I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the , just for around with my wife.' The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about five minutes until finally Jack starts to get really impatient and asks, 'What are you waiting for? The hitman replies, 'Relax..... I'm about to save you a thousand bucks!'
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Re: Joke of the day 8/16

the first one was kinda lamer... The second one was hilarious!
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