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Old 10-24-2007, 07:19 PM   #1
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funniest sheat ever!!
It's too bad Chlamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pleasant-sounding word.
Chlamydia. I think I might name my daughter Chlamydia.
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:28 PM   #2
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i thought i deleted it haha
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Old 10-24-2007, 07:46 PM   #3
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some of my favorite lines

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your .
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your .
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my . My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go **** yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.

ive seen alot of those they always make me laugh
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