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Old 10-22-2007, 07:19 AM   #1
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Talking YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF......

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF......


This just leaves me speechless
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:23 AM   #2
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hahahaha....even my dad wouldn't do that!
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hahahaha....even my dad wouldn't do that!


the bad thing is, thats a LADY wearing that .
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:36 AM   #4
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Old 10-22-2007, 08:37 AM   #5
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and some freckle remover
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Old 10-22-2007, 09:01 AM   #8
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Is that a NUT HUT or BOULDER HOLDER?
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Old 10-22-2007, 09:56 AM   #9
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that's called recycling...once the guy uses it enough to wear a hole through the bottom, turn it into a t-top for the girl
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Old 10-22-2007, 10:05 AM   #11
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So inotherwords he/she is a crotchhead.
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Old 10-22-2007, 10:18 AM   #13
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dang, ya'll I just there thought that done was the newest fashion thangy
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that's called recycling...once the guy uses it enough to wear a hole through the bottom, turn it into a t-top for the girl
yup...once your cut out those skid marks for the neck hole, they are like brand new!!!!
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yup...once your cut out those skid marks for the neck hole, they are like brand new!!!!
no need for cutting, they just wear out eventually
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shes walking around iwth a big skidmark between her boobies.
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