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Old 10-17-2007, 09:24 PM   #1
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Ya gotta love them blondes...

Have you been looking for the 710 of your car lately?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is <http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg Click Here
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:31 PM   #2
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ya, that one runs around our shop a bit, along with 'rotating the air in your tires and annual turnsignal fluid flush'
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Nice....i heard about the rotating the air in tires but not the turnsignal fluid flush!!
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yall laugh, but my mom works at o'reillys and that actually happened a couple of years ago. and it was a dude.
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LMAO!! That's great!
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after that i wasnt quite sure how much of a he actually had.
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LOL my car is due for a 710 change
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