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Old 10-17-2007, 11:37 AM   #1
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not funny!

when i was a kid everytime i got the wind knocked out of me i thought i was gana die and oh it is funny ...


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Old 10-17-2007, 11:43 AM   #2
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+1 I always saw my life flash before my eyes too!!!

I laugh, then tell my self its not funny, then continue laughing

owerrr ow ow errrrrrrrrrrrrrrghgh ow ow stop errrrrrrrrrghghg
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:46 AM   #3
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:46 AM   #4
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I laugh, then tell my self its not funny, then continue laughing

owerrr ow ow errrrrrrrrrrrrrrghgh ow ow stop errrrrrrrrrghghg
me too, little giggle... oh wait that's not funny, a few more chuckes.... ok that's wrong, i need to turn off the video...few more chuckles and i feel bad
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:49 AM   #5
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Old 10-17-2007, 11:50 AM   #6
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oh ouch!!
-I remember when I was a kid a friend and I were washing her mom's jeep cherokee and we were trying to get ontop of the roof, I slipped and fell my head landed in the grass and my body on the concrete. I got up and was gasping for air, man that is a scary feeling.

-another time I was out with my dad around this time of year filling those trash bags that had faces on them for your yard. For some reason I thought it would be fun to step on one, well no it wasn't. I slipped and landed on my back once again gasping for air.

-most recently in Dec I was in the hospital and well the wind was not knocked out of me, but when they gave me a shot of morphene, which I never had, I had to be coached back into breathing...it was scary. Basically I will NEVER take any form of morphene again!!
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Old 10-17-2007, 06:49 PM   #8
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oh ouch!!
-I remember when I was a kid a friend and I were washing her mom's jeep cherokee and we were trying to get ontop of the roof, I slipped and fell my head landed in the grass and my body on the concrete. I got up and was gasping for air, man that is a scary feeling.

-another time I was out with my dad around this time of year filling those trash bags that had faces on them for your yard. For some reason I thought it would be fun to step on one, well no it wasn't. I slipped and landed on my back once again gasping for air.

-most recently in Dec I was in the hospital and well the wind was not knocked out of me, but when they gave me a shot of morphene, which I never had, I had to be coached back into breathing...it was scary. Basically I will NEVER take any form of morphene again!!


been there with the morphine trip. was in ER with heart attack.. they gave me morphine and didnt tell me.. never had it. didnt know what was going on within my body.. scarey yes.. was enough to give you a heart attack if you werent having one.. oh yeah.. had a horse run under a treebranch one time and knock me off and broke two ribs and knocked the wind out of me.. i didnt find anything funny bout that...
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Old 10-17-2007, 07:04 PM   #9
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been there with the morphine trip. was in ER with heart attack.. they gave me morphine and didnt tell me.. never had it. didnt know what was going on within my body.. scarey yes.. was enough to give you a heart attack if you werent having one.. oh yeah.. had a horse run under a treebranch one time and knock me off and broke two ribs and knocked the wind out of me.. i didnt find anything funny bout that...
when I finally came to with the morphene, they said that's how they can tell if someone has ever used heavy amounts of drugs in their life depending on their reaction to it. The ones who have no or little reaction are or have been drugies!!
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Old 10-17-2007, 07:14 PM   #10
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when I finally came to with the morphene, they said that's how they can tell if someone has ever used heavy amounts of drugs in their life depending on their reaction to it. The ones who have no or little reaction are or have been drugies!!
i guess they know i wasnt a user.. i was panting and gasping for air.. couldnt breath and everyone standing around the table watching me .. like a chicken watching a card trick.. scared the out of me..
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Old 10-17-2007, 07:22 PM   #11
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Hahahaha OMG that is so funny....i dunno y but i think its hularious when ppl hurt themselves. Even when i smashed my hand in the car door id laugh my @ss off!! I know im sick and twisted......
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thats funny man..
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Old 10-17-2007, 08:02 PM   #13
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Hahahaha OMG that is so funny....i dunno y but i think its hularious when ppl hurt themselves. Even when i smashed my hand in the car door id laugh my @ss off!! I know im sick and twisted......
My wife's family is like that. Her dad was on a ladder and stepped up and stabbed his head on a nail that was sticking down.
The whole family stood and laughed at him while he jerked down until his head came unstuck.
My first thought was wow he got a nail stuck in the bone of his skull, hope he is gonna be OK. They all thought it was hilarious.
I don't get it, so I'm always careful not to do ANYthing stupid around them.
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