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Old 10-15-2007, 01:28 PM   #1
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Talking FUN THINGS TO DO ON BOSS'S DAY

FUN THINGS TO HIDE IN THE BOSS'S OFFICE
* A "baby monitor." Makes those closed door meetings easier to hear.
* A pregnancy test kit with a positive result and an unsigned note saying: I told you that condom ripped.
* Put a piece of tape on the underside of his mouse. That way the ball doesn't roll and it will take the jerk and the IS department all day to figure it out.
* First, simply hide pot seeds and watch as your clueless boss waters and nurtures the plants daily. Second, watch as escorted out of the building three months later by security.
* Thong, lace bra the morning after the company Christmas party.
* Nonchalantly drop lingerie and then kick it under the front of his desk (where he can't see it, but visitors can) early in the morning before an important meeting. Then, during the meeting, stare quizzically at the floor under his desk.
* A memo from Accounting Department requesting a meeting to review his recent purchases on the company credit card?
[FONT=Arial]* An open and empty condom wrapper.[/FONT]
* A stained dress.
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:34 PM   #2
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[CENTER]* Put a piece of tape on the underside of his mouse. That way the ball doesn't roll and it will take the jerk and the IS department all day to figure it out.

^^ This joke is outdated.
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:39 PM   #3
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bwhhahahahah
I just signed my "boss's day" card for the office!!
One guys signed it saying "It sure is nice having a boss that's never at work"
bwhahaha!!!
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:40 PM   #4
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bwhhahahahah
I just signed my "boss's day" card for the office!!
One guys signed it saying "It sure is nice having a boss that's never at work"
bwhahaha!!!

Double check and make sure he didn't sign that with YOUR name.
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Old 10-15-2007, 01:44 PM   #5
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bwhhahahahah
I just signed my "boss's day" card for the office!!
One guys signed it saying "It sure is nice having a boss that's never at work"
bwhahaha!!!
hahaha very true though...they had nicknames for a couple of the previous managers here like ghost and casper.
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:06 PM   #6
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haha!! no, but I should have signed something mean with his name, they already play pranks on me. Like put lizards under my keyboard last Fri, call me tickle me Elmo cause I giggle at everything...you name it they've done it!!
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:11 PM   #7
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some of these lack creativity, you could always put some jurgens lotion on the under side of his disk below his keyboard and watch the girls in the office when he goes walking around with dried up lotion on his pants
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Old 10-15-2007, 07:10 PM   #8
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^^^^^^^ Glad I don't work there... lol...
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